yzma:

the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry

quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory
  • boy: i hate being poor
  • grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  • mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time

j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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airouette:

sephizim:

gromdork:

hanksypanky:

100newfears:

and then romeo-kun and juliet-chan inevitably committed the seppuku

sugoi. what light through the window comes, desu?
it is the east, and my waifu is the sun. 

did my kokoro doki till now? forswear it, sight!
for i ne’er saw true kawaii till this night.

o romeo-kun, romeo-kun, doushite art thou, romeo-kun?
deny thy otou-san and refuse thy namae,
or, if thou ja nai, but be sworn my daisuki,
and i’ll no longer be a capulet-sama.

IM SCREAMING

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

grahamphicdesign:

"Fantastic!"

"Allons-y!"

"Geronimo!"

"Fuck!"

perchu:

katara:

why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom” 

honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed

cptnmartincrieff:

literatureloveaffair:

the-sherlocked-avatar:

PUSHING DAISIES MIGHT COME BACK

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as a TV show or is this the rumored musical?? I need answers ;_;